Sorry it's been so long since i lasted updated the blog, but it's been crazy in the life of ME. Thanksgiving has come and gone. We're getting geared up for Christmas. The Xbox360 decided to take a big dump. Right on my carpet!! I was playing Call of Duty when I got the rings. Now, if you own an xbox, know somebody who owns an xbox, or have not lived in a cave for the last 3 years, you have heard about them. The "RED RINGS OF DEATH!" When this happens, you might as just bend over, drop your pants, and grab your socks. I think the only thing i can relate it to, is being kicked in the franks and beans. Hurts like hell and you never really get over it. Doesn't matter how long it has been since, the memory still lingers.

Speaking of franks and beans, mainly franks, I love hot dogs! Regular sized, foot long, grilled, boiled, ketchup and mustard. Ok, not ketchup, thats just gross on a hot dog. Come on! It's like putting stewed tomatoes on Mac and Cheese. It's just disgusting and against all that is holy. My favorite around here in Delaware is The Doghouse. Footlongs, grilled, split in half, toasted buns, and any sort of concoction you want. My pallet's favorite is probably chili, cheese, and kraut. Besides that, the sidekick for all the hotdog super hero's is French Fry Boy! They put this seasoning salt on there that is just kick ass.

My next fav is Deerhead. The only way to eat these bad boys is with the special sauce. I'm guessing its got horseradish, mustard, and pixie dust. Now, i know what you're saying.....Horseradish? Come on! I know, hard to believe, but i think there is. These dogs are good, but no DogHouse. Probably the best thing about them is every Sunday......DOLLAR DOG DAY! $3 and you're full and pooping for 2 hours. What's better than lunch and a colon cleansing?

But in my infinte searching of the internet, i have found the holy grail of hot dogs, the creme de la creme, the obama of weinery. I give you.....The Fry Dog!

Bask in it's beautiful presence. Feel the love emitting from the picture. Listen to your arteries scream like that of a teenage girl at a Jonas Brothers concert! Yes my friends, it is a hot dog covered in french fries (on a stick)! I'm not sure, but I might have to work overtime just to afford one everyday of my life. I am so happy for the internet. For if not for it, i would never have found my calling. The FryDog. God bless you and god bless america!!

Well, the day has finally arrived. After 20 months of campaigning, hundreds of millions of dollars in advertising, millions of votes, and countless moose jokes the election is over. Now, we have to come together as one. One people, one country, one common goal! And that goal is.....A White Christmas!! Its now November, Thanksgiving is almost here and before you know it, so will Christmas. I don't ever remember a true white christmas. There were a couple with flurries, but they don't count. Right now, there is a blizzard in the Dakotas, Colorado already had a bunch of snow, and even in the Poconos. They had about 13 inches (don't we all wish that) and it was still October. Last year, we had one snow that was about 1-2 inches, but that was it. Does anyone have any ideas on how we can make this happen? One idea I had was for all of us husbands to band together and unite. Unite all of the coldness our wives have on their feet. Harness those subzero temps they put on our feet and legs under the covers and we CAN have a white christmas. Yes we can. Yes we can

Piss off our wives as we always do, and get the colder shoulder. Harness the energy and we can have a white christmas. Yes we can. Yes we can.

Cold hands warm heart? Screw that. Cold hands, white christmas. Yes we can. Yes we can.